{"id":147,"date":"2009-02-02T23:52:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-02T23:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.sostevinobile.com\/?p=147"},"modified":"2009-02-02T23:52:00","modified_gmt":"2009-02-02T23:52:00","slug":"bye-bye-miss-american-pie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.sostevinobile.com\/?p=147","title":{"rendered":"Bye, Bye Miss American Pie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: Times; font-size: 16px; \"><\/p>\n<div style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); padding-top: 3px; padding-right: 3px; padding-bottom: 3px; padding-left: 3px; background-image: none !important; text-align: left; word-wrap: break-word; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; \"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia; \"><span style=\"font-style: italic;\"><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">(I know\u00a0I should have saved today&#8217;s heading for <\/span><\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2009\/SHOWBIZ\/Music\/02\/02\/day.music.died\/index.html\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">tomorrow<\/span><\/span><\/a><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">, but I ran out of ideas)<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); padding-top: 3px; padding-right: 3px; padding-bottom: 3px; padding-left: 3px; background-image: none !important; text-align: left; word-wrap: break-word; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; \"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia; \"><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">She was slim and petite. Near waist-length, blondish hair with freckles. Kinda reminded me of a girl I had a semi-crush on in college, when I was nineteen. We never got much beyond the kissy phase, even though she gave me her phone number. First I got the roommate. Then the answering box. Then the roommate. Then three more answering boxes, followed by the \u201cyou caught me just as I was running out the door. Can I call you back later?\u201d Alas, she never did. But she was my very first <\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.zinfandel.org\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">ZAP<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/span><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">.<\/span><\/span><\/span><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><br \/><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); padding-top: 3px; padding-right: 3px; padding-bottom: 3px; padding-left: 3px; background-image: none !important; text-align: left; word-wrap: break-word; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; \"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; \"><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">I left grad school and drove back to California, determined to carve a niche for myself as a playwright. Thought I could support myself as a starving artist, but managed to starve better than I arted. Somewhere down the line, I reassessed my strategy and began to believe that the field of advertising would be my temporary salvation, an unstructured corporate haven where the 30- &amp; 60-second spots I\u2019d write for TV and radio commercials would serve as creative calisthenics, little snippets of dialogue that kept me in tip-top form for the dramatic satires I would crank out after work. That inexorable cesspool of exploitation known as freelancing and the intermittent assignments writing brochures and piddly little newspaper ads provided none of that. Thanks ever-so-much for giving me the chance you promised, <\/span><\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gspsf.com\/main_site\/main.html\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">Jeff<\/span><\/span><\/a><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); padding-top: 3px; padding-right: 3px; padding-bottom: 3px; padding-left: 3px; background-image: none !important; text-align: left; word-wrap: break-word; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; \"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; \"><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">Somewhere along the way, a few of my fellow creatives turned me onto improvisational comedy and the workshop <\/span><\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sfgate.com\/cgi-bin\/article.cgi?file=\/chronicle\/archive\/2005\/08\/05\/DDGPBE2F3H22.DTL\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">Jim Cranna<\/span><\/span><\/a><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\"> ran in Fort Mason on Saturday afternoons. I can\u2018t say I ever really got the hold of it\u2014public performance is still something that daunts me. But it was a good exercise that forced me into roles that had not been predetermined, a radical departure from how I functioned as a writer<\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-style: italic;\"><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\"> (dramatic and commercial)<\/span><\/span><\/span><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">, where I was the puppetmaster, proscribing each and every word my characters would utter.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); padding-top: 3px; padding-right: 3px; padding-bottom: 3px; padding-left: 3px; background-image: none !important; text-align: left; word-wrap: break-word; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; \"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; \"><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">Back in 1992, folks from the Improv Workshop used to gather afterwards at a dive-ish bar called Paul\u2019s Saloon. Despite a striking resemblance, the proprietor, Paul, was a most unSanta-like fellow and one of the surliest barkeeps of his day <\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-style: italic;\"><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">(<\/span><\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-style: italic;\"><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">a few years later, he sold the business and sailed off on a transpacific schooner, where it was rumored that he was inadvertently harpooned by a Japanese whaling expedition)<\/span><\/span><\/span><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">. On other evenings, different ensembles from the class performed as improv troupes, including <\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">Women Who Laugh Too Much<\/span><\/span><\/span><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\"> <\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-style: italic;\"><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">(and the Men Who Crack Them Up)<\/span><\/span><\/span><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">, who had invited me up to sing my incendiary <\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"><span style=\"font-style: italic;\"><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">Battle Hymn of the Republicans <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">during the <\/span><\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Gulf_War\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">first Gulf War<\/span><\/span><\/a><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); padding-top: 3px; padding-right: 3px; padding-bottom: 3px; padding-left: 3px; background-image: none !important; text-align: left; word-wrap: break-word; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; \"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; \"><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">On a warm, dry Saturday early that year, my above-mentioned friend and I finished the class and se<br \/>\nt out to join the others at Paul\u2019s. As we passed by the window of the rather compact meeting room at the head of Fort Mason\u2019s Building A, we noticed a small gathering of folks and a scattering of tables with stations of red wine. So, rather than partake in the rounds of watery pilsners and abusive service, we nonchalantly slipped into what turned out to be the first ZAP festival.*<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); padding-top: 3px; padding-right: 3px; padding-bottom: 3px; padding-left: 3px; background-image: none !important; text-align: left; word-wrap: break-word; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; \"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; \"><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">I swear this was the ONLY time I ever attended ZAP without legitimate credentials! But <\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">Your West Coast Oenophile<\/span><\/span><\/span><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\"> has happily enjoyed the trade and public tastings ever since, as this annual convention has grown from an intimate gathering to the overwhelming spectacle it has become today. The 18th Annual ZAP Grand Festival this past Saturday, now occupying two entire exhibition halls on Fort Mason\u2019s piers, was nothing short of what I have come to expect. Making\u00a0<\/span><\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(0, 102, 51); font-weight: bold; \"><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">Sostevinobile<\/span><\/span><\/span><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">\u2019s first public pitch to the wine industry, my partner David Latimer and I visited with more wineries than I can enumerate, yet still only managed to cover a minor portion of the presenters during our nearly six hours there.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); padding-top: 3px; padding-right: 3px; padding-bottom: 3px; padding-left: 3px; background-image: none !important; text-align: left; word-wrap: break-word; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; \"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; \"><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">At any of the major tastings like ZAP (<\/span><\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rhonerangers.org\/calendar\/sf_grand_tasting.php\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">Rh\u00f4ne Rangers<\/span><\/span><\/a><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">, <\/span><\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.pinotdays.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">Pinot Days<\/span><\/span><\/a><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">, <\/span><\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.familywinemakers.org\/tastings\/tastings.cfm\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">Family Winemakers<\/span><\/span><\/a><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">, etc.), I strive to skip over those wineries with which I am already well familiar\u2014in this instance, <\/span><\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ridgewine.com\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">Ridge<\/span><\/span><\/a><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">, <\/span><\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/https:\/\/www.rosenblumcellars.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">Rosenblum<\/span><\/span><\/a><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">, <\/span><\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ravenswood-wine.com\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">Ravenswood<\/span><\/span><\/a><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">\u2014and focus on ones that are new either to the festival or to me. In years past, this approach has allowed to stumble upon the unreleased forays into Zinfandel by the inestimable <\/span><\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.firetruckredwine.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">Grebennikoff Vineyards<\/span><\/span><\/a><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\"> or to discover what was then a ramshackle Healdsburg operation known as <\/span><\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.wilsonwinery.com\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">Wilson<\/span><\/span><\/a><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">. This year had no shortage of surprises, either, including <\/span><\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.brownestate.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">Brown Estate<\/span><\/span><\/a><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">, <\/span><\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dcubedcellars.com\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">D-Cubed<\/span><\/span><\/a><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">, <\/span><\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.charteroakwine.com\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">Charter Oak<\/span><\/span><\/a><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\"> and Dick Arrowood\u2019s new <\/span><\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amapolacreek.com\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">Amapola Creek<\/span><\/span><\/a><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); padding-top: 3px; padding-right: 3px; padding-bottom: 3px; padding-left: 3px; background-image: none !important; text-align: left; word-wrap: break-word; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; \"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; \"><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">Of course, there are time-honored friends, like Paul Tresetti, whose <\/span><\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tresetti.com\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">eponymous wine shop\/restaurant<\/span><\/span><\/a><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\"> was my salvation during my Year in Exile to the greater Modesto metropolitan area, as well as wineries like <\/span><\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.starrynightwinery.com\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">Starry Night<\/span><\/span><\/a><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\"> and <\/span><\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.pezziking.com\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">Pezzi King<\/span><\/span><\/a><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">, whose bottles already occupy a significant portion of my collection. And of course, there are the must-tastes, like <\/span><\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.seghesio.com\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">Seghesio<\/span><\/span><\/a><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\"> and <\/span><\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.turleywinecellars.com\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">Turley<\/span><\/span><\/a><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">, just because\u2026<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); padding-top: 3px; padding-right: 3px; padding-bottom: 3px; padding-left: 3px; background-image: none !important; text-align: left; word-wrap: break-word; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; \"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; \"><span style=\"\"><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">Turley brought along their <\/span><\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"><span style=\"\"><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">2006 Hayne Vineyard Zinfandel<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><span style=\"\"><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size:\nsmall;\">, which earned one of the two\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span><span><span style=\"\"><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/images.quickblogcast.com\/3\/7\/4\/7\/5\/167304-157473\/4Star.jpg\" width=\"92\">\u00a0I am<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><span style=\"\"><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">\u00a0awarding. The other went to\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span><span style=\"\"><span style=\"\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.giadomella.com\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">GiaDomella<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/span><span style=\"\"><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">, an amazing discovery from a few years back, whose<\/span><span style=\"\"><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"><span style=\"\"><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">2006 \u00a0Reserve\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: normal; \"><span style=\"font-weight: bold; \"><span style=\"\"><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">Old Vine Zinfandel<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><span style=\"\"><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">, seemed to be the consensus favorite among all with whom I compared notes.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); padding-top: 3px; padding-right: 3px; padding-bottom: 3px; padding-left: 3px; background-image: none !important; text-align: left; word-wrap: break-word; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; \"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; \"><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">And so another ZAP Grand Festival has come and gone, leaving behind pleasant aftertastes and pleasant memories all around. A few years ago, my original partner-in-crime reappeared, having had departed for a teaching stint in Maine, if recollection serves me right. She was couch-surfing somewhere in the City and gave me a number where I could reach her. I gave it my best shot, one or two or a dozen times, but never managed to connect again. Today, even Google\u2019s mighty search offers no response, and so I ask: \u201cwhither Deborah Homan?\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); padding-top: 3px; padding-right: 3px; padding-bottom: 3px; padding-left: 3px; background-image: none !important; text-align: left; word-wrap: break-word; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; \"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><br \/><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); padding-top: 3px; padding-right: 3px; padding-bottom: 3px; padding-left: 3px; background-image: none !important; text-align: left; word-wrap: break-word; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; \"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia; \"><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: x-small;\">*I may be mistaken, but I thought ZAP originally stood for Zinfandel <\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: x-small;\">Aficionados<\/span><\/span><\/span><span style=\"\"><span style=\"font-size: x-small;\"> and Producers.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(I know\u00a0I should have saved today&#8217;s heading for tomorrow, but I ran out of ideas) She was slim and petite. Near waist-length, blondish hair with freckles. Kinda reminded me of a girl I had a semi-crush on in college, when I was nineteen. We never got much beyond the kissy phase, even though she gave [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-147","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-zinfandel"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.sostevinobile.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.sostevinobile.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.sostevinobile.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.sostevinobile.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.sostevinobile.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=147"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.sostevinobile.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.sostevinobile.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=147"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.sostevinobile.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=147"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.sostevinobile.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=147"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}